Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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