dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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