i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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