fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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