Sponge bath it is.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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