I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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