the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Damn victory sex feels great
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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