Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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