So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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