Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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