Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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