another moral hangover. fuck.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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