Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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