My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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