is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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