Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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