i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
