Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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