dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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