Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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