1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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