And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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