Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
