We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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