Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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