i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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