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you suck at this game today
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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