god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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