I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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