You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I look better un-naked...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize