PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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