first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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