is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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