i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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