sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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