lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
my liver is dry heaving
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