You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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