Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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