Its about making memories worth repressing
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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