At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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