are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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