Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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