I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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