i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
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