David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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