idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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