Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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