please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
