All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
