Im at strip club and am horny
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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