How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
home. puking in laundry basket.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So many bounce houses so little time
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Randomize
