I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
The maid of honor just puked.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Even my vagina gasped.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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