y did u give ur computer a hand job?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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