Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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