she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I would fuck him just for his dog
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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